i was reading RD July'08 edition..RD has been my fav magz for years..i luv reading..but preferably a short n quick reading. hence RD is the perfect material for me. my mak was subscribing RD for years..so i was soo pleased to b d one to read those

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so i picked up some of the best shots that i wanna share with, from my fav segments:
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, we went out of town to celebrate. While on our trip, she was contacted by the company's human resource dept. with an urgent request to complete and send back her tax forms.
"No problem," she replied.
"I'll FedEx them right over" - boleh eh? haha..she'll definitly get another letter tomoro. a termination letter
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
A lawyer drives thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. He thinks that he's cleverer than the officer and decides to talk his way out of a fine.
"Show me your license and registration," says the policeman.
"What for?," says the lawyer.
"You didnt stop at the stop sign."
"I slowed down and no-one was coming,"
"You still didnt come to a complete stop."
"What's the difference?,"
"The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law,"
"If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, i'll gv u my license and registration and you gv me the ticket. If not, you let me go."
"Get out of the vehicle, plz sir," says the policeman.
The solicitor gets out and the policeman starts beating the hell out of him with his truncheon.
"Do you want me to stop?" asks the cop, "or just slow down?" - haha
thz is the best! memule bajet la lawyer tu bleh menang..skali incek cop tu lg sly!
LIFE'S LIKE THAT
Shopping for deodorant, my daughter picked one up and read the label: "Dermatologist Tested."
"Good," she replied. "They are no longer testing on rabbits".
QUOTABLE QUOTES
"Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous
and wayward youngsters, and of family disagreements."-Queen Ellizabeth II-
"When i get one of those 'mum' headaches, I take the advice on aspirin bottle:
Take two and keep away from children. "-Roseanne Barr- 
actually banyak yg nak share kat cni..esp the article written by Claudia Cornwall entitled "The Dad Effect"..it was a blast! who knew that fathers were biologically equipped to nurture children..? mgkin nnt ku bleh summarize n put it here..hmm..till then...
